Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!

Enjoy another Freudian Slips Experience!

How to enjoy a show

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How to enjoy a show *

  • Consent is Sexy!

  • You DO NOT have consent to touch the performers.

  • Use body language to tell performers if you are open to being a part of the show!

  • We LOVE tips! Electronic and cash are both welcome!

  • The more noise you make, the better we perform!

  • Take pictures with Freud!

  • Follow and tag @FreudianSlipsABQ

  • Use #MoreSatisfyingThanACigar

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Venue!

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Food and Drinks!

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Vendors!

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Sponsors!

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Royal Wood

Emcee

Royal Wood has been doing stand up comedy in ABQ for over 12 years (6 of those years spent either hosting and/or producing his own shows). His achievements include Best Local Comic Host 2024 by NM Entertainment Magazine and Best Of The Best Top 5 Best Local Comic 2024 nominated by ABQ The Magazine.



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The Freudian Slips Experience

Production Team

We are The Freudian Slips Experience. We embrace the wild, weird and wacky spirit of the 505 and infuse it with sultry seduction to create fully curated and custom ecdysiast experiences. Our experiences are more satisfying than a cigar!

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Michael Lynn Hertz

Drag King

Michael Lynn Hertz is the gender bending Chameleon of New Mexico. He is a sucker for a good theme and loves to go crazy with it. He is the host of Game night Monday nights and Toby Tuesday karaoke at Sidewinders Bar and Grill. He is your Current Mx Leather Rodeo 2025 and the Owner of Give me props, a recycled Art and prop making company.

Missy Venture

Burlesque

She's the fuel, she's the fire, she is that which you desire! Missy Venture Faraday has been gracing the Southwest stages for over 12 years with her own blend of burlesque and drag. She is currently the co-Producer of Venture Burlesque Productions, Former Miss Merry Christmas, former Miss Sandias and Miss New Mexico Pride 2024!! An award-winning performer, show producer, stage manager, and activist, she does it all!

Gabby Oh!

Pole

Gabby oh! A pint sized pixi who will charm you on and off the stage!! Gabby has been living her best life filming TV shows and movies for almost a decade which she completely owes to discovering her true self through Pole Dance and Burlesque.

Rita Smut

Burlesque & Freudian Slips Producer

You are going to need a thesaurus with this sultry sweetheart. This buxom bibliophile is the lascivious literature lover your loins long for. This bookworm promenades her patrons through fantastic experiences, guiding them to new realms of delight, gazing into their souls and gripping them by their…….. Imaginations. A cute contrarian, she is a little panache and a whole lotta sass. She’s a co-producer of the Freudian Slips and has been a kitten and a stage manager for over 15 years, making her Albuquerque’s head cougar in charge….it’s Rita Smut!

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Juni Beurre Amie

Burlesque & Freudian Slip Producer

This Indigequeer, fat, foodie lives out fae teenage drama dreams; bringing you wildly unreasonable, illogical, and inappropriate characters. This award winning stripper is the New Mexico Entertainment Magazine Burlesque Performer of the year for 2024. Putting the quirky back in Albuquerque, she’s a co-producer of The Freudian Slips Experience in Albuquerque. She’s your easy, greasy, beautiful butter fae…Juni Beurre Amie!

Perla Foxxx

Burlesque


Co-founder of Dirty Deeds Burlesque and one third of Venture Productions, she’s proof that good girls go to heaven, but bad girls get standing ovations.

She may only be 5 feet tall, but don’t let that fool you. She’s all ass, sass, and a masterclass in making questionable life choices look fabulous. She’s bold, she’s shameless, she’s your favorite filthy little Cochina—and she’s here to shake, shimmy, and probably traumatize your dad.

Mimi Mimosa

Mimi Mimosa

Stage Mother & Freudian Slip Producer

Mimi Mimosa is a burlesque performer who ran away to the desert and never looked back. In her burlesque, she seeks to embrace all that is "too much" about the feminine - to celebrate the sluts and the crazy ex-girlfriends - and to be unabashedly, madly, femme. Mimi first kittened a show in the summer of 2018, and since then has kittened and produced all over Albuquerque. Sparking, sweet, and served up tall, it’s Mimi Mimosa!!!

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Sparkle Support Team

We can’t make is this work without them! Thank you Ivana B. Eaton & KayDee Licious for being our Quicker Stripper Picker-Uppers, Euphonius Q. Supertramp for running sound and Sean for running the merch table!

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Violett Femme

Freudian Slips Producer

Violett Femme got bit by the burlesque bug in 2015 while in classes at Studio L'Amour in Chicago. Since then, this academic turned ecdysiast has graced stages across Chicagoland, Santa Fe, Albuquerque, and the Persian Gulf. With legs as long as the Rio, this tall glass of water is here to quench your desires. A pillar of a woman with thighs to match, it’s Violett Femme!!!

Official Photographer

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Official Videography

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Check out public access channel 26 for future broadcasts of our shows!

Thank You!

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